You bastards forgot my favorite space monkey!
There's this new sci-fi blog, and today they have an article on space monkeys. BUT THEY FORGOT MY FAVORITE SPACE MONKEY, from episode 1F13 of the Simpsons:

Scientist: People, we're in danger of losing our funding.  America isn't
           interested in space exploration any more.
Assistant: Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret: that all
           the chimps we sent into space came back super-intelligent.
    Chimp: No, I don't think we'll be telling them _that_.
            [Roller skates away, making monkey noises]